10 TIPS WHEN TAKING A WOMAN SHOPPING

This is translated loosely from an email.... ^__^


1.Don’t ever say “You still have plenty of clothes!” especially in term of party dresses. Let it be known that a woman will NEVER wear the same dress over and over to a party in a certain community. Let’s say she wore one dress to a wedding of her coworker, that dress will never be worn to another coworker’s wedding

2.Suggesting to a woman to buy a cheaper item might lead you to go to outlet or wholesale stores, and this will be much more tiring. So consider this: expensive and comfortable at the mall, or cheap and tired at wholesale stores.

3.There's no such thing as a pattern in visiting a shop / counter. Can be linear, can be random … if you try to draw a line, it will look like a tangled web. Prepare a compass and a map of the building if necessary, so that you won’t get lost when finding the exit

4.50 cents difference is a very valid reason to go back to the first shop. And you as the companion have to be ready to answer the location of that shop.

5.The classic line “Just looking around” means “Just looking around, then I will try if it fits, then pay for it” Never got deceived by this, especially if you are the fund source

6.Never believe a specific reason to do shopping.When she says "I want to buy a shirt" means she will buy at least another item, could be more.....The shirt? She might buy it…she might not buy it...most of the time she won't even remember....

7.Remember that new shoes require a matching bag, and vice versa. Even a clashing style has to be designed of how clashed it will be.

8.The question “Does this look good ?” must be answered correctly and accurately. You will need the ability to read her mind, because if you say “No” when she really likes the item, it can be very2 fatal. Don’t ever say “I don’t know” or "Yes it looks good" without even looking at it. That answer won't get you home faster.

9.The question “Does this look good on me?” can be followed by the hardest question on the whole known universe “Does this make me look fat?” Be prepared with the best answer.

10. Get your stamina to top notch condition. Why? Because the shopper can sleep in the car on the way home because she’s tired and satisfied with the shopping, while you still have to drive home in the traffic jam.